Week 17
The End of the Beginning
By Bob Graziano
Last week the Grazianimal was 3 and 1 again. Mere mortal would be thrilled with another winning week but the Big City Cycho was pissed. Why? Cause Mora the Junior cost me a perfect week. How do these clowns (NFL Head Coaches) get into these cherry jobs and not know their ass from their elbow? Mora goes for a tie?!? I had the damn Falcons!
Alright, Mora the Lesser had the most incompetent coach in the history of the league for a pop, so he was not getting the best instruction. But this guy does not know he needs to know the ramifications of the game he is playing until the play clock is ticking?!? ?!?!?!? How bout that? I used to work out all the playoff possibilities when I was twelve. My fault for picking him.
If you won your league last week then great for you. How ‘bout a loan? If you didn’t, like me, and you are back in the real world, well, the real world sucks, unless you are Shaun Alexander. He should be #1 in any draft. LT showed injury issues in the Fantasy crunch and LJ is SA in his dreams. If ya snag Tiki with #4 or #5 ya should be real happy late next year too.
All right, let’s get down to the knitty gritty. Two games on New Years Eve. Everybody and their mama is picking the Chargers over the Bucking Broncs ‘cause Denver already announced that they would not be making the trip. There is not such a consensus with the other game. The Giants need a win for the division and a post season home game. The Raiders need a win because they stink. Randy Moss had such a bad season you would think he was still a Viking. LaMont J is gonna miss this contest with a nagging big toe. The Giants have no defensive backfield, and they are auditioning Linebackers in the stadium parking lot. Eli is from New Orleans so he won’t be uncomfortable in the freak show that will be Raiderland on New Years Eve, but that does not mean that he will be able to hear himself think. The G-men are not road warriors by any means. The Raiders haven’t had a good day at the office since Marcus Allen was a whipper snapper. What am I getting at? I can already see the Giants saying in the post-game interviews that making the playoffs is all that matters. Raiders Baby!
I got the Panthers because the Falcons screwed me last week. I know that you should not gamble on tilt, but the Panthers are going to put this team down. The Panthers need the win and the Falcons just got a look into the mind of a Mora. I can’t see this team fighting hard when they have been a laughingstock all week because their coach was lost. Taxi! See ya in late July.
The game of the week is The Never Gonna Die Redskins and the We Been Dead For Months Eagles. The Eagles should be ashamed of the way they defended the NFC crown. The injuries are uncontrollable, but the circus was all their fault. Simply bad P.R. Coach Reid. The Skins have fought and fought and the whole damn team showed up for Clinton’s press conference this week. Even Ramsey is still better then McMann. They will know that the division is theirs for the taking when they take the field. Braves scalp these fightless Eagles.
The Bush Bowl! Texas at San Fran. Think Kiper is watching this one? I think the Sam Houston’s show some pride and pound the hapless miner 1849er’s. A 5 way tie in the Reggie sweepstakes.
Redskins Rule! The Cats have Poultry. The Raiders make the Giants crawl in, and Reggie goes back to SC.
Happy New Year!!
By Bob Graziano
Last week the Grazianimal was 3 and 1 again. Mere mortal would be thrilled with another winning week but the Big City Cycho was pissed. Why? Cause Mora the Junior cost me a perfect week. How do these clowns (NFL Head Coaches) get into these cherry jobs and not know their ass from their elbow? Mora goes for a tie?!? I had the damn Falcons!
Alright, Mora the Lesser had the most incompetent coach in the history of the league for a pop, so he was not getting the best instruction. But this guy does not know he needs to know the ramifications of the game he is playing until the play clock is ticking?!? ?!?!?!? How bout that? I used to work out all the playoff possibilities when I was twelve. My fault for picking him.
If you won your league last week then great for you. How ‘bout a loan? If you didn’t, like me, and you are back in the real world, well, the real world sucks, unless you are Shaun Alexander. He should be #1 in any draft. LT showed injury issues in the Fantasy crunch and LJ is SA in his dreams. If ya snag Tiki with #4 or #5 ya should be real happy late next year too.
All right, let’s get down to the knitty gritty. Two games on New Years Eve. Everybody and their mama is picking the Chargers over the Bucking Broncs ‘cause Denver already announced that they would not be making the trip. There is not such a consensus with the other game. The Giants need a win for the division and a post season home game. The Raiders need a win because they stink. Randy Moss had such a bad season you would think he was still a Viking. LaMont J is gonna miss this contest with a nagging big toe. The Giants have no defensive backfield, and they are auditioning Linebackers in the stadium parking lot. Eli is from New Orleans so he won’t be uncomfortable in the freak show that will be Raiderland on New Years Eve, but that does not mean that he will be able to hear himself think. The G-men are not road warriors by any means. The Raiders haven’t had a good day at the office since Marcus Allen was a whipper snapper. What am I getting at? I can already see the Giants saying in the post-game interviews that making the playoffs is all that matters. Raiders Baby!
I got the Panthers because the Falcons screwed me last week. I know that you should not gamble on tilt, but the Panthers are going to put this team down. The Panthers need the win and the Falcons just got a look into the mind of a Mora. I can’t see this team fighting hard when they have been a laughingstock all week because their coach was lost. Taxi! See ya in late July.
The game of the week is The Never Gonna Die Redskins and the We Been Dead For Months Eagles. The Eagles should be ashamed of the way they defended the NFC crown. The injuries are uncontrollable, but the circus was all their fault. Simply bad P.R. Coach Reid. The Skins have fought and fought and the whole damn team showed up for Clinton’s press conference this week. Even Ramsey is still better then McMann. They will know that the division is theirs for the taking when they take the field. Braves scalp these fightless Eagles.
The Bush Bowl! Texas at San Fran. Think Kiper is watching this one? I think the Sam Houston’s show some pride and pound the hapless miner 1849er’s. A 5 way tie in the Reggie sweepstakes.
Redskins Rule! The Cats have Poultry. The Raiders make the Giants crawl in, and Reggie goes back to SC.
Happy New Year!!
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